i learned a lot today

When you take a huge crap and it all comes out at once, with such force, that you coat not only the bowl, but the rim, the bottom of the toilet seat, and both of your ass cheeks. This oftentimes occurs when you try to hold it in for as long as possible. Eating greasy mall court food, and drinking modified coffee, such as latte's will cause you to have a blazzer.

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